J: You’re just assuming I’m coming along? S: Time you got out of the house, John. You’ve put on seven pounds since you got married, and the cycling isn’t doing it. J: It’s actually four pounds. S: Mary and I think seven.
so as we all know i am a massive fan of knitwear!siren headcanons but i also have a bunch of other in the flesh headcanons (mostly siren ngl) and i thought some people might appreciate them so here u go